I WAS ON A BOAT

I'm back.

I have been spent 5 days or so on a cruise to Bermuda and had just got back on Thursday. I must say all and all it was very good. We had no choppy waves, perfect weather, no rogue waves hit the boat and I had to lead a group of survivors Poseidon style ;)

Some highlights in no particular order

-Lemon Drop Martini. Awesome.

-Lots of good food including all the sourdough rolls I could eat.

-Unlimited soda that I used at almost every opportunity.

-Bingo that was actually pretty exciting. Though I didn't win any money. My cousin did though he didn't need it; Bastard (jk).

-Read 2 of my books. No Country for Old Men was much more enjoyable than The Road.

-Sun burned in stripes. Whoops.

-Bermuda buses are better than roller coasters.

-I missed an adult game show on the boat. After what my mother apparently had to reveal, I was very glad.

-I slept like crap. Those beds sucked.

-I look sharp in nice clothing. Too bad I don't like dressing up much.

-Yorkie. It's not for girls.

-I need to stop going to casinos.

-Didn't think about my problems, which is the ultimate goal of a vacation.

But now I'm back. And have to look for a job. F***

Until next time, fly high and fly well.